Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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