Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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