so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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