I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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