She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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