Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
how does that bad decision feel?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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