think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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