guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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