Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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