problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We need to rekindle our bromance
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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