see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize