Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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