Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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