The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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