ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
There r osticjed everywhere
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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