Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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