He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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