Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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