Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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