There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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