Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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