That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
