Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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