I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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