No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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