HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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