haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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