I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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