Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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