Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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