So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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