Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
How external is "for external use only"?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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