Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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