Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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