I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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