Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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