I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
