I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
home. puking in laundry basket.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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