I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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