I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you never un-have a 4some
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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