Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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