I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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