so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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