Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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