it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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