Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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