how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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