I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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