i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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