Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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