question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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