HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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