Don't you send me to vm
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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