CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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