We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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