i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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